Damn i'm sexy
Sorry, i've been hella busy lately. I haven't even been home for more than 10 minutes at a time (other than to sleep) in the past few day. I won't post the contest winner yet because I am still trying to find my 8x10 headshot from my acting days that I can autograph. I determined the finalists by reading the answers, if I really liked an answer, I would assign an amount of points corresponding to how much I liked the answer. Conversely, some answers were displeasing and therefor had points deducted. The six with the most points were the finalists. If anyone had used an answer that expressed a sympathy or a liking for Creed, they would have been immediately disqualified. PinkMeg got big points for including purdy pictures. Thankfully, that didn't happen. There was a lot of really good answers, that's why I couldn't pick one myself, I had to leave it to the dice of fate. Here are some of my favourite answer, if I have an explaination to go along with it, the explanation will be italisized and in parenthesis. Sorry, some of them are paraphrased. Also, for about 80% of the questions, "ninja" would have been an appropriate answer. Try it, it works surprisingly well. Name: - Caitlyn (I have to admit, I am a sucker for celtic spellings of girls names: Caitlyn, Meghan) Eyes: - Jim Beam Brown or Really Creepy Green. Depends on my mood. (just love the descriptive words) - Soft and soulfull. Very adept at making you feel naked and exposed by their mere caress. Hair Colour (or 'color' for Americans): - Brown. If you are looking for a manufacturer's over dramatized marketing name, then I would go with "seductive Auburn-Ebony delight" On a scale of 1-10, rate you level of sassyness. Explain your answer. - Eleventeen. I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. (Nice, huge points for including lyrics to "The Humpty Dance" by Digital Underground) Which is better for a first date: going to a haunted/abandoned amusement park or bowling? - I am totally obsessed w/huanted things. plus, it would be fun. u can pretend to be scared and I can "console" u. (I can pretend to be scared now if you like) - Bowling, so I can stare at your ass and watch you handle those big balls. (Any one making a Scooby Doo reference automatically got points here) Favourite movie? - That's a tough one. i've always been a fan of low budget horror flicks like evil dead, waxwork, etc. (Oh my god, I LOVE YOU, hug points here. Although, I do like Waxwork 2 better, simply because it has Bruce Campbell is it.) - Anything by Thomas Tang, obviously - Rock 'n' roll high school (Woot, go Ramones!) Which do you prefer: Cabbage or not-cabbage? If you were to put it in your pursee and ride the elevator all day long, you could watch people's faces as they try to figure out just what that odor is. Not that I have done that. No not me. In closing, cabbage is oddly amusing. Robots or pirates? (points were given here to anyone who mentioned robo-pirates or ninjas) Oh my! How embarrassing, you've been caught staring at my package on the first date, what do you do? - I would say "excuse me, I was just looking at your package. Don't mind me" - Casually lean up against it, while smiling seductively, and then attempt to rape you. - I giggle and ask if I can unwrap it since my birthday was in January and I didn't get anything ;) Favourite song of the moment? - Beloved Monster by the Eels. Makes you want to stomp around in big shoes and be cute. - Anything by Alkaline Trio, my favorite band of the moment - "Oop, I do it again" by Brintey Speer, it is several different flavours of awesome (points for past entry reference) How about them Jets? - ::stares distractedly at your package:: "hm?" - Yes indeed, how about them? - How about that ebola virus? Man, that's gotta suck (No one mentioned jet airplanes, but things like this are just as good) How would you react if you partner were to scream out their own name when they reached orgasm? - I would scream something random, such as "paint" or "typo", and then ask who Brent was. - I'd just assume that habites are hard to break. After years of masturbating before they found the perfect woman (me) to give it up to, I would expect it. This little name yelling problem wouldn't last long. Describe your scent - A mixture of happy and violets. I'm so girlie. - nice, fresh girly, scent of moonflower ( I have no fucking clue what moonflower is, but it sounds nice) - fresh and fruity, like sweet flowers (yeah, i'm a sucker for girly smelling girls too) All-time favourite album? - Live on two legs -pearl jam - Michael Jackson's early songs-you- konw- when he was still black. (a few also mentioned Abbey Road, good call) Is there any particular scent you would like Hobo Ted to have when he is freaking you wild? - I want you to smell like me - Cheedar cheese - Curve (Or anyone else who mentioned a cologne that I own) When the time is right, how would you like me to sex you up? - Drunk - Massage oil, monkeys, bananas and yard gnomes. That's all I have to say. Any final words as to why you should be my girlfriend? Why should I pick you? - I feel I represent my gender well in areas of scholastic achievement, baton twirling and wood working skills. Also, i'm double jointed. (because of the scholastic achievment part...I swear) - Because we can watch ninja movies together while eating lots of junk food and drinking Boone's Farm. Then we'll get freaky. Then we'll watch some more movies, eat some more food, and then get freaky again, and eat some Humpty Dumpty grilled cheese and ketchup potato chips and drink some more. Then i'll put on my vinyl cop dress and we'll play mean prison warden and naughty prisoner o' love. You naughty, naughty prisoner, Hobo Ted! - I WOULD BRING YOU SLURPEES NAKED! And I love to give bj's...I would even swallow...hehehehehehehe (Not sure why, but I like this one a lot) - because I like ninjas